Good..Bad...worse!

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Herz sum tips on kissing

~ Kiss Kiss Kisses ~
In Order To Form A More Puurfect Kiss, Enable The Mighty Hug To Promote To Whom We Please But One Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go

~ The 3 Steps ~
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

~ The Comandments ~
1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

R~E~M~E~M~B~E~R
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue so open
up your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!! ~~~

Rules Of Kissing!
1. When Kissing make sure your eyes are closed (you can peek a little but nothing more!!)

2. When you are kissing someone make sure it is not someone elses b/f or g/f!!

3. You may NOT eat pizza anytime before a you make out!

4. If a person is a bad kisser, you MAY NOT stop and leave at anytime, it's rude!

5. A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them!

6. When kissing make sure your hands are where there allowed (they can wander sometimes and some people dont like that)

7. NEVER ask someone if your a good kisser, you will either get a wrong answer, or the truth willl hurt you!

8. If you were expecting More Than Kissing dont complain you will get less the next time!

9. Kissing more than one person in a day can result in you not being allowed to kiss one of those parties anymore!! REMEMBER ALL 9 OF THESE!!

~ Kiss Kiss Kisses ~

*GOoD*BaD*WoRsE*

Dese fingz r kinda funny

Good..... Bad..... Worse.....

Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.

Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman.

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art.

Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.