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10 ReAsonS Why It'z GoOd To bE a ChiCk
1) Ladys always come 1st
2) We're smarter
3) We don't have to worry about gettin' kicked in hurtful places
4) When we go to a bar, we don't have to buy drinks
5) We are more mature
6) We can read the opposite sex's mind
7) We have control ( If we want sex we'll get it, if we don't we won't)
8) We know stuff about guyz before guyz know stuff about us (Girl talks)
9) With one wink of an eye we can bring you guyz to your knees
10) God picked the strongest sex to carry the babies and have periods (you guyz couldn't handle it)
10 CoMMaNdMeNtZ 4 TeEnZ
1.thou shall not steal...(whine for money from you parents tell you get it)
2.thou shall not kill...(blood stains...ew..and there hard to get off you)
3.thou shall not think about sex...(as nike says just do it)
4.thou shall not skip school...(take the hole day off)
5.thou shall work hard...(at telling other people what to do)
6.thou shall not worship any other gods than God...(2many names to remember)
7.thou shall do my homework...(once in awhile)
8.thou shall never tell a lie...(just expand the truth)
9.thou shall respect thy father and thy mother...(as long as they dont speak)
10.thou shall not do drugs...(alchohol lasts longer)
10 ReAsoNs WhY iTz GrEaT To Be a GuY
1. We dont have to wear heels.
2. Waxing is optional.
3. Guys night out.
4. We eat as much as we want without worrying about gaining weight.
5. We enjoy work.
6. Dont we play more outdoor then girls?
7. They(girls) wanna do everything we do!
8. If someone calls us gross, we laugh.
9. No plucking, no tweezers , ouch, ouch, ouch!
10. No tampons.
The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes
school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs,
etc...School just sucks.
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.
5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.
4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished
something.
2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
school is........
1. At least you have a choice whether or not you
want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you
regardless.
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